Natural History

Posted in Absolute Piffle | Tagged copulatory tie, dogs mating | 16 Comments

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1. on September 29, 2012 at 10:54 pm ragingbulldogges

   Hmmm…how do you know it’s not the other way ’round?

   
   
   • on September 30, 2012 at 12:01 am retrieverman

     It’s hard to tell.

     
     
2. on September 30, 2012 at 4:57 am Peter Dawson

   How could she stoop so low, my mother would have said.

   
   
   • on September 30, 2012 at 12:06 pm ragingbulldogges

     Ha ha ha ha ha

     
     
3. on September 30, 2012 at 7:23 am megrim43

   As someone who has spent years dealing with (and often thwarting) the insatiable sexual drive and ingenuity of very small dogs, I am not in any way surprised by this. He may have taken a flying jump at the target and got lucky. (I have seen this happen).

   Elizabeth

   
   
   • on October 1, 2012 at 9:00 am BearCoatPei

     She might have lay down for him – he-he! Dogs are the living embodiment of the saying where there’s a will there’s a way. If they’re ready, the ‘ladies’ are usually more than willing, whichever way the size difference goes. I knew someone who used to have a female rottweiler and a male miniature poodle. The rottie used to back up to the arm of the sofa in the hope the poodle would climb on. He was neutered, so used to ignore her giving him the glad eye. Another friend with another rottie, male this time. Her miniature pinscher used to walk backwards up the rottie’s head every time he lay down. He’d just sigh and pretend it wasn’t happening until someone removed the randy little limpet clinging to his head. He never tried mating her despite being a stud dog. Neither owners left them together on purpose, but you’d be amazed how fast a dog with sex on the brain can get through a door you’re opening.

     
     
4. on September 30, 2012 at 12:17 pm massugu

   Back when we were both still in high school, my ex-wife’s wire-haired terrier, Bumper, managed to impregnate a neighbor’s German Shepherd by standing on a stoop while the Shepherd stood on the ground. In ol’ Bumper’s defense, he was tied up, the shepherd came to him.

   
   
5. on September 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm Ogre Magi

   What would hapen if a male chihuahua were to mate with a female St.Bernard? What would the puppies be like?

   
   
   • on September 30, 2012 at 5:33 pm retrieverman

     I have no idea.

     And I don’t want to find out.

     
     
   • on September 30, 2012 at 5:43 pm ragingbulldogges

     I don’t know, but they’d carry tequila instead of brandy in their little kegs.

     
     
     • on October 19, 2012 at 10:40 am Bridget

       Well that’s a good one ! !

       
       
   • on September 30, 2012 at 7:28 pm massugu

     I can remember a Saint-Basset cross from my childhood…that was bad enough!

     
     
     • on September 30, 2012 at 9:52 pm Ogre Magi

       How did it look?

       
       
       • on October 1, 2012 at 11:25 am massugu

         Basically like a Saint that had been cut off at the knees.

         
         
   • on October 1, 2012 at 9:05 am BearCoatPei

     The mental image of the chihuahua clinging on to his personal Mount Everest is bad enough.

     
     
     • on October 1, 2012 at 3:32 pm megrim43

       As Mallory said, “Because it`s there………….”

       
       

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