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What is a bulldog?

January 20, 2015 by SWestfall3

bulldog with baby

I think there is no other way to describe the sudden popularity of the bulldog than as one of the greatest tragedies in modern dogs.

A bulldog is an unfortunate beast that is a medley of genetic disorders and physical deformities masquerading as both toughness and cuteness. Such animals can only be celebrated by a culture that has become totally alienated from what a dog actually is.

We live in a world that wants laid-back dogs, and nothing can be more laid-back than a dog that easily overheats and cannot oxygenate itself fully.

Just as the Chinese empress expressed a desire for her pekes to have bent legs to prevent them from wandering off,  we created a “tough working dog” that can be easily kept in an apartment.

If this is the future for dogs in this country, then I weep for it.

We’ve modified the ancient wolf to fit our needs, but now we’re pushing it to the limit. We no longer want the actual dog. We just want the caricature, not the real thing.

And you’d think the English bulldog would be the only dog like this, but you can also see the rise of the “exotic bully” from the general pit bull/AmStaff lineage as another attempt to create the same thing.

The professional bulldog world is full of denial. The official talking point is that the only unhealthy bulldogs are bred by puppy millers, but this is a pretty hard dog to puppy mill on a large scale. It is very hard to get bulldogs to mate naturally, and virtually every bulldog that has been born has been delivered via cesarean.

This is not to say that there are no bulldog mills; it’s just they are very uncommon.

And certainly aren’t the main cause of this breed’s problems.

The main cause of this breed’s problem is that to be a good quality bulldog, it has to be deformed in so many ways. The breed standard celebrates deformity over soundness. The only way for them to be sound is for the bulldog fancy to redefine what soundness means!

I see these people in their little groups harping on about the animal rights activists as being the source for all criticism of their breed.  The truth is the animal rights activists are always looking for things to pounce on, and most of what they find is bogus.

But every once in a while, a blind pig finds an acorn.

When bulldog fanciers blame all their problems on animal rights activists and refuse to acknowledge simple facts about their dogs, they are feeding the fires of animal rights stupidity even more.

Currently, there are dozen of breeds of “original” or “working” bulldog, most of which are attempts to create dogs that look like those in paintings from a certain time period. It’s a noble effort, but in the end, the majority of the world’s bulldogs will be in this breed.

I don’t think it’s ever going to be fixed, but its popularity is likely to be fleeting. Most people can’t afford the vet bills or the anguish that comes from losing a dog that dies before the age of 5 or 6.

And the dog will remain owned only by the true believers, who sound less and less rational as time moves on.

So the bulldog will go on and on, a creature with no purpose other than what its looks symbolize. To be sure, it is a monstrosity, but one that exists solely because we wish to keep it this way.

This is a breed that should have been removed from the multi-breed registries ages ago. It was the first breed to be utterly deformed through show ring fads. It was one of the first breeds to be shown in 1870’s in the new dog fancy system, and by the 1890’s, there were already complaints about how poorly the animal moved and how hard it was to breed.

Those complaints, like this one, will fall on deaf ears. The keepers of the bulldog know it all already.

They will continue down their well-worn path. It is a path that doesn’t lead to better dogs.

It leads to tragedy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted in dog breeding, dog breeds | Tagged bulldog, English bulldog | 8 Comments

8 Responses

  1. on January 20, 2015 at 6:54 pm Marg

    I totally agree, although I must admit I don’t see too many bulldogs here, however I do see countless pugs (they seem to be the fashion these days, I see them everywhere) and these poor little creatures are left gasping in the heat that we have here in Oz.


  2. on January 20, 2015 at 7:24 pm M.R.S.

    You have touched upon a matter that is seldom recognized today– that so much of the present population has lost touch with the natural world. So much so that people aren’t aware of unsoundness in animals, and departures from “normal”, even extreme cases. So much reliance now on technology that young people can’t read a map, can’t add a list of numbers without a calculator, can’t write or read cursive writing. Have never seen a dog working cattle (probably never touched a live cow, for that matter) or fetching a duck from icy water (duck comes on a plate in expensive restaurants). . . . How can they be expected to tell the difference between a caricature and a “real” canine?
    Very sad, both for the dogs and for the people who miss so much.


  3. on January 21, 2015 at 1:58 am casdog1

    100% agree. And to be clear, we don’t say this because we hate Bulldogs. we hate *what has been done to* Bulldogs. How can a Bulldog represent tenacity, power, & toughness if the dog itself is weak, sickly, & cannot perform normal functions like, oh, I don’t know, BREATHING? Never mind walking about outdoors in hot weather or having sex without assistance or giving birth through the vaginal canal rather having to have its puppies cut out of its abdomen.


  4. on January 21, 2015 at 12:04 pm wagsahoy

    This is really sad. Of course, so many current popular breeds are afflicted with some symptom of this “cuteness over form” breeding mentality (though you’ve highlighted a great case for how the bulldog is a striking example); the breathing issues are shared with a number of other breeds that are bred to have the “wrinkly” faces and folds that cause this and other health complications. I am thankful that, as a miniature dachshund, my proportions are a little less awkward than some of the “full-sized” dachshunds who were bred to be super long and super short. Doxie owners know that this is a recipe for hip and back issues later in life due to the improperly supported elongated back. *wags* – Gilligan from WagsAhoy.com


  5. on January 21, 2015 at 3:22 pm UrbanCollieChick

    I’ll never own one. That’s for damned sure.


  6. on January 22, 2015 at 1:42 pm Krystal

    I agree, and I don’t think this is limited to the bulldog. The explosion in popularity of “pocket size” and “cute” dogs is only exacerbating the pressure for fashionable deformities either through dubious breeding or deliberate abuse such as semi-starving pups to stunt their normal development.

    Also I don’t believe the animal welfare activist is a “blind pig”. I happily claim the badge of an animal welfare activist, even though my interest lies primarily and specifically with that of dogs and related wild species (dingos, coyotes, wolves and wild dogs), and whilst some issues we raise may have more of a grey area than some activists are willing to admit, the positions of most are based on a sound understanding of the issues at hand.


    • on January 22, 2015 at 8:07 pm retrieverman

      Animal welfare activists aren’t the problem. It is the animal rights movement that is the issue.


  7. on January 23, 2015 at 6:21 pm Adam

    It won’t change until society becomes more accommodating of active dogs (e;g no leash laws) and effective training methods to control fit dogs with some driven behavior.



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