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OMG– This isn’t a parody!

December 5, 2011 by retrieverman

Actually it is parody. It is connected to Landover Baptist. But it’s often hard to find this stuff out.  People actually do believe this stuff. It is traditional Christian doctrine.

 

This is terrible! Do you want children to see this shit?!

Source.

BTW, you must go to a BAPTIST church!

LOL!

If those are the people in heaven, send my ass to hell!

Anyone who would tell children something like this isn’t worthy of my respect.

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8 Responses

  1. on December 5, 2011 at 11:41 pm Kate Williams

    Did you just find this out? LOL! I found it out on my first and only day at a bible camp the summer I turned 6. That night I woke up from a nightmare screaming I didn’t want to go to hell. My dad had to give me a huge theology lesson right then and there in the middle of the night and he dropped his tolerance of the Baptists next door. The robotic cartoon is a repeat of my nightmare that makes me think those Baptists already live in hell- a hell created out of thoughts just like those in the clip.


  2. on December 6, 2011 at 1:16 am Pai

    ‘Eternal Torture in Hell’ is one of the most twisted doctrines ever dreamed up. There isn’t even any actual scriptural support for such a psycho belief.

    http://www.amazingfacts.org/free-stuff/online-library/ctl/viewmedia/mid/447/iid/51/lng/en/sc/r.aspx?7=hell-fire+a+twisted+truth+untangled


    • on December 6, 2011 at 7:47 am retrieverman

      When I was a teenager reading the bible, that was one of the first things I figured out.

      And when I told my friends at school this, they were shocked.

      I was attacked– “My preacher said this” is not a good argument if your preacher is a high school dropout.


  3. on December 6, 2011 at 4:40 am Julie Shasta 'Scathach' MacTire

    I’m still trying to find evidence that this is some kind of satire site… no luck so far. Scary!


    • on December 6, 2011 at 4:45 am Julie Shasta 'Scathach' MacTire

      http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/ladies/marymaria.html

      It is a parody. Unfortunately, the fact that it sounded like something we could see as real is still pretty damn scary.


      • on December 6, 2011 at 7:55 am retrieverman

        If I had known there was some connection to Landover Baptist, I would have known it was a parody.

        LOL.

        There’s nothing on her youtube channel or the blog that makes that connection.

        Even the names are different.


        • on December 6, 2011 at 8:54 pm Julie Shasta 'Scathach' MacTire

          Yeah, I got a tip from a comment on another site. It certainly doesn’t make it obvious that it is satire and there’s enough crackpot people who believe in this stuff to make it frighteningly realistic.


  4. on December 7, 2011 at 12:16 am Kate Williams

    It’s not a parody of Baptist doctrine. It is absolutely correct. That is what makes it funny.



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